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PostSubject: Qubec people are VERY confident...   Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:44 am

President Bush was in the White House, thinking about wich country he was going to invade, when the phone rang.

- Hi President Bush!, said a voice with a strong accent. I'm Marcel Tremblay, from St-Georges-de-Beauce, in Qubec, Canada. I'm calling to declare officially war against your country.

- Well Marcel, said Bush. Those are big news you're telling me there! How many soldiers do you have in your army?

- Right now, Marcel said after a short reflexion, there is me, my cousin Jean-Guy, my neighbour Gustave and the whole bowling team. That makes... fourteen people.

George W., after a smile, answered:

- I have to tell you Marcel, that I have one million soldiers waiting for a word from me to attack anywhere in the world.

- Batinsse! I'm gonna have to call you back...

At the exact same time, the next day, the phone rings again.

- Mr. Bush, the war is still going on. We talked about it, and we started to equip ourselves in assault material.

- Oh did you? And what exactly do you have?

- Well sir, we have two jeeps, one bulldozer, three quads, two cross bikes and Gustave's farm tractor, on wich we installed a GPS.

- I still have to tell you Marcel that I have 6,000 tanks, 12,000 hummers et 14,000 troop vehicules. Also, my army have grown to 1,5 million since the last time we talked.

- Tabarslac... I'm gonna have to call you back...

As agreed, Marcel called back, at the exact same time the next day.

- President Bush, we are still at war, we now have an airforce. We modified an ultra-light motorised, and added two .12 caliber on it. Also, four big guys joined our army.

George W. stayed silent for a few moments, and then took a deep breathe and answered:

- Again, I have to tell you Marcel, that I have 10,000 bombardiers, 20,000 F-18 and that my territory is protected by 60,000 air-earth missiles guided by satellites and lasers and, since our last talk, I have now 2 million soldiers in my army.

- Simonac! I'm gonna have to call you back...

As always, the next day, Marcel called.

- Know what mister Bush, I'm sorry to tell you that we're gonna have to cancel this war after all...

- Oh... Sorry to hear that Marcel... May I ask why?

- Well sir, we talked about it around a keg of beer, and we finally had to admit that we are absolutely unable to feed 2 million prisonners.


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PostSubject: Re: Qubec people are VERY confident...   Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:52 pm

LOOL Tank ... i have to translate it and spread into whole Romania Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Qubec people are VERY confident...   Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:14 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Qubec people are VERY confident...   Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:07 pm

can't find how to ban him... anyway, i deleted the message... :-S

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PostSubject: Re: Qubec people are VERY confident...   Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:11 pm

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